All of my twenty-seven years of wisdom can be boiled down to one single truth:
You are either a birthday monster, or you’re not.
If you’re not sure if you’re a birthday monster, you aren’t. Birthday monsters know who they are. They’ve been warning family members and friends to watch out for as long as they can remember.
You know a birthday monster by ho…
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